Inanimate » twilight http://inanimatecomics.com It's like a toaster talking, only funny. Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:22:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 y2cl#936/Inanimate#100 http://inanimatecomics.com/2010/02/11/y2cl-936-inanimate-100/ http://inanimatecomics.com/2010/02/11/y2cl-936-inanimate-100/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:00:00 +0000 The Revenge http://inanimatecomics.com/2010/02/11/y2cl-937-inanimate-100/ y2cl#936/Inanimate#100

Can you believe there has been 100 of these damn things already? And yes, this comic contains ALL 100 comics in it. Over it is a nice 100! happy face.]]> y2cl#936/Inanimate#100

Can you believe there has been 100 of these damn things already?

And yes, this comic contains ALL 100 comics in it. Over it is a nice 100! happy face.

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And thus our little Twilight riffing comes to an end. A parody of parodies if you will. I decided to end this anti-climactic, much like the real series ends. Tomorrow we catch up Elvis, Joel and ZJ as hey leave Las Vegas and meet up with a new character. You won’t meet this character until [...]]]> y2cl#570/Inanimate#25 – Twilight 7 Anti End

And thus our little Twilight riffing comes to an end. A parody of parodies if you will.

I decided to end this anti-climactic, much like the real series ends.

Tomorrow we catch up Elvis, Joel and ZJ as hey leave Las Vegas and meet up with a new character. You won’t meet this character until weeks end, but he is worth the wait!

]]> http://inanimatecomics.com/2009/05/31/y2cl-541-inanimate-25-twilight-7-anti-end/feed/ 1 y2cl#569/Inanimate#24 – Twilight 6 BCP http://inanimatecomics.com/2009/05/30/y2cl-540-inanimate-24-twilight-6-bcp/ http://inanimatecomics.com/2009/05/30/y2cl-540-inanimate-24-twilight-6-bcp/#comments Sat, 30 May 2009 07:01:00 +0000 The Revenge http://y2clcomic.com/2009/05/y2cl-540-inanimate-24-twilight-6-bcp/ y2cl#569/Inanimate#24 – Twilight 6 BCP

The Bella Cullen Project…to be honest I HATED this CD when my wife first got it and played it over…and over…and over again CONSTANTLY for like A MONTH. Then something strange happened. I found myself SINGING A LONG. DAMN YOU CATCHY TUNES. Also, check out Harry and the Potters, Voldemort can’t stop the rock is [...]]]> y2cl#569/Inanimate#24 – Twilight 6 BCP

The Bella Cullen Project…to be honest I HATED this CD when my wife first got it and played it over…and over…and over again CONSTANTLY for like A MONTH. Then something strange happened. I found myself SINGING A LONG. DAMN YOU CATCHY TUNES.

Also, check out Harry and the Potters, Voldemort can’t stop the rock is life changing.

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Epic Fail by Amy Letts.

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Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Circle Versus Square by Wakcher. Check it out, leave them a comment saying I sent you there. There are cookies.]]> y2cl#568/Inanimate#23 – Twilight 5 Baby Vampire

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Circle Versus Square by Wakcher.

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]]> http://inanimatecomics.com/2009/05/29/y2cl-539-inanimate-23-twilight-5-baby-vampire/feed/ 3 y2cl#567/Inanimate#22 – Twilight 4 Pretty http://inanimatecomics.com/2009/05/28/y2cl-538-inanimate-22-twilight-4-pretty/ http://inanimatecomics.com/2009/05/28/y2cl-538-inanimate-22-twilight-4-pretty/#comments Thu, 28 May 2009 07:01:00 +0000 The Revenge http://y2clcomic.com/2009/05/y2cl-538-inanimate-22-twilight-4-pretty/ y2cl#567/Inanimate#22 – Twilight 4 Pretty

Seriously, any man that has read Twilight is a homo…guilty as charged. Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Drunken Fools by Antoine Gagnon. Check it out, leave them a comment saying I sent you there. There are cookies.]]> y2cl#567/Inanimate#22 – Twilight 4 Pretty

Seriously, any man that has read Twilight is a homo…guilty as charged.

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Drunken Fools by Antoine Gagnon.

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This one might be stretching it a little bit, but sparkling vampires in the sun is just a little gay. Is that the best Stephanie Meyer REALLY could do? Sparkling in the sun like a giant diamond? The Twilight series has got to be the WORST vampire series EVER written. And I’m including Anne Rice [...]]]> y2cl#566/Inanimate#21 – Twilight 3 Asspires

This one might be stretching it a little bit, but sparkling vampires in the sun is just a little gay. Is that the best Stephanie Meyer REALLY could do? Sparkling in the sun like a giant diamond? The Twilight series has got to be the WORST vampire series EVER written. And I’m including Anne Rice in this as well. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the stories for what they are, an ‘ultimate tale a love and trust’ but honestly, the ‘vampire’ and ‘werewolf’ aspects are complete shit. It’s like a child wrote the super natural parts.

Don’t get me started on the submission female that is Bella and how she bends to ever need or Edward. Really, do we have to read for FOUR FUCKING BOOKS how pretty he is? How she swoons at him? IT’S LKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORD.

/rant.

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Channel ATE! by Ryan Hudson.

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Another Twilight comic. Kettle is a pretty big fan of them sparkling vampires. So is my wife. Does this mean I am referring to my wife as Kettle and myself as Pot? I think that might be reaching a little to far into it. Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Least I Could Do by Sohmer & [...]]]> y2cl#565/Inanimate#20 – Twilight 2 Age Is A Number

Another Twilight comic. Kettle is a pretty big fan of them sparkling vampires. So is my wife. Does this mean I am referring to my wife as Kettle and myself as Pot? I think that might be reaching a little to far into it.

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Least I Could Do by Sohmer & Lar.

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My wife is a HUGE Twilight fan. So much so that she has read all the books about 10 dozen times and even has the Bella Cullen Project on her iPod AND has plans for her and I do appear as extras in an upcoming Bella Cullen Project music video. Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Ripeville [...]]]> y2cl#564/Inanimate#19 – Twilight 1 Pedophile Werewolves

My wife is a HUGE Twilight fan. So much so that she has read all the books about 10 dozen times and even has the Bella Cullen Project on her iPod AND has plans for her and I do appear as extras in an upcoming Bella Cullen Project music video.

Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Ripeville by Joe Kloepfer.

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