Seriously, any man that has read Twilight is a homo…guilty as charged.
Today’s y2cl pimp-a-delic comic: Drunken Fools by Antoine Gagnon.
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Seriously, any man that has read Twilight is a homo…guilty as charged.
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This one might be stretching it a little bit, but sparkling vampires in the sun is just a little gay. Is that the best Stephanie Meyer REALLY could do? Sparkling in the sun like a giant diamond? The Twilight series has got to be the WORST vampire series EVER written. And I’m including Anne Rice in this as well. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the stories for what they are, an ‘ultimate tale a love and trust’ but honestly, the ‘vampire’ and ‘werewolf’ aspects are complete shit. It’s like a child wrote the super natural parts.
Don’t get me started on the submission female that is Bella and how she bends to ever need or Edward. Really, do we have to read for FOUR FUCKING BOOKS how pretty he is? How she swoons at him? IT’S LKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORD.
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Another Twilight comic. Kettle is a pretty big fan of them sparkling vampires. So is my wife. Does this mean I am referring to my wife as Kettle and myself as Pot? I think that might be reaching a little to far into it.
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My wife is a HUGE Twilight fan. So much so that she has read all the books about 10 dozen times and even has the Bella Cullen Project on her iPod AND has plans for her and I do appear as extras in an upcoming Bella Cullen Project music video.
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Oh that crazy Pot and Kettle! What trouble will they get into next?
Tomorrow starts some Twilight riffing. My wife loves those books, I love to mock them in front of her. It’s a good trade off.
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I have a feeling these plans will not be what they expect. Also, can you feel any sexual tension between these two?
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There is a dance scene coming up. I promise. A dance scene WITH Pot and Kettle. Of course, if you followed Inanimate back when it was it’s own site you already know that.
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Today’s Inanimate is a continuation of the previous one in so much that it’s the same situation where Pot calls Kettle. There is sort of a semi underlining story here, but don’t count on any real character development in this sub-comic. It’s mostly for fun.
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Today I watched Old Boy, which is the story of a man who get’s locked up for 15 years because he started a rumor (that was true) about a guy who was having sex with his sister. Because of said rumor he killed his sister. His revenge was to have this guy locked up for 15 years then make him fall in love with his own daughter.
Asian movies are strange. However, I thought it was very well done. This type of movie would NOT work in America with American actors. I just don’t think American audiences would accept it at all.
That being said as I type this I am watching Azumi. Which is the story of assassins in Feudal Japan. The twist? one of them is FEMALE! Oh snap Japan, no you di’int! It’s overly bloody with anime like action. I like it!
Oh yeah, this comic is another inanimate. More black jokes* on Kettle. Thursday is the next Inanimate and yes, it’s another black joke*. Maybe a gay joke* too if your lucky.
*We here at y2cl are in no way racist of hateful towards blacks or gays. We love you all. Now relax and let us buy you some friend chicken and a latte.
This is an old joke that I put my own little spin on. Get it? It’s the pot calling the kettle black! Only in this one the pot is a POT LEAF! OH DEAR! I’m so clever!
Really though I will graciously accept my clever award now…