Inanimate

Sometimes I really hate my job…But never enough to want this job. And don’t think that just because your not an adult diaper means that there is not a job similar to the functions of one for you. Just get a job working at a nursing home and you too (like a good friend of mine had to do for awhile) spend your days helping an old lady poop, watching her colon fall out and have to push it back into her anus…every time…while she has no clue as to what is going on.

Gotta love the service industry. (Yes, I’m aware that it’s nursing/medical, but service sounds mo’ funny yo)